Wow… easily the best WYR I’ve ever thought of….
Ok popping bottles with Jay-Z is the pinnacle of partying. It far exceeds partying with anyone else…. including Charlie Sheen, 50 Cent, even Diddy. Sorry Diddy, send me a case of Ciroc or some shit. Supposedly Jay-Z once popped 75 bottles at Liv nightclub in Miami. That’s 75 more bottles than I can afford. I attempted to do the calculation on what that would cost and at $400 per bottle thats like $40k. But you know Diddy isn’t poppin off Georgi Vodka or anything. He’s got the quality stuff coming out bottle after bottle. The funniest part is he probably had that money upfront, all cash. I could probably come up with about an eighth of that money if I tried my hardest. Trying my hardest would include selling everyone of my rubies, flipping my lab top for a few hundo, stealing money from my abuela while she’s watching novelas, and probably getting a part-time gig at Chip’n’dales. But I’d never sell this lab top soooo that ain’t even happening.
Can you imagine popping bottles with Jay-Z? Roll up to the club in a Murcielago on 24” inch rims, valets opening your suicide doors on command, fresh pair of Gucci shades on, people tweeting non-stop, straight neck breaking…. You nod to the bouncer, walk immediately into the club and enter your VIP roped off section, cocktail waitresses are feeding you fruit and waving palm tree branches at you blowing a slight breeze your way. Every girl wants you because you’re “with” hova. You’re turning brazilian dimepieces down because your head is the size of shaq’s balls. Bottles of Dom Perignon with mortars attached to them are coming your way every 2 minutes. The night is epic.
Now on the other hand you can experience something entirely different — eating a weed brownie with President Obama. You could ask Obama anything and (since he’s high) he would probably end up telling you inside information. You could get the answers to some of the world’s craziest questions. What’s it like to live in the White House? What’s it like having a secret service? How’s Air Force one? What’s the quintessence of dust? You would come out of that experience thinking you could part the sea. You’d also be laughing your head off with The President of the United States.
I’d go with eating the special brownie with President Obama because there’d be no hangover and you’d probably learn about all this insider stuff like secret drone attacks, and conspiracies, and all this homeland type shit.