No scrubs and no spell check!! What the hell radio station are you listening to anyway? Gimmicky decade-old songs like ya read about..
This gem touches on a big status pet peeve of mine… blatant typos. So you’ve decided you need to share this nugget of (useless) information with every person you have ever met in your entire life. This is it world, time for a motha fuckin’ status update! You painstakingly poured over this message. Inevitably a few drafts were thrown out in the process of crafting the perfect status. Now you’ve got it, just Charles Dickens’d the hell outta this situation and it’s ready for the universe. BOOM “hollar” right in your fuckin’ face. Not a good look mama, not a good look at all.
First off the “a” isn’t even close to the “e” on a keyboard so I’m guessing you literally think that’s how “holler” is spelled. Ouch. Secondly, get off your high horse. Maybe you and this bro can “hollar” at some community college classes together. Might wanna get a few remedial spelling courses under your belt before you start turning away automobile-bound suitors.
– C Buttaz aka Breezy