Back in November Chris Brown launched his own clothing line branded “Black Pyramid”, a collaboration with Pink + Dolphin founders Neima Khaila and Cena Barhaghi. Although the line launched on Nov. 14 at the Pink Dolphin flagship store in LA, it’s been gaining plenty of brand awareness lately — mostly organically through Breezy’s enormous social capital. The Grammy winner’s love of art birthed the street-wear line and many of his own designs and sketchs are used as the clothing’s graphics.
Brown explains the name “Black Pyramid” comes from the idea that much of his work is unknown, much like the mysteries behind the making of the pyramids in Egypt. He explains. “So I think my paintings, my designs, whatever I do fashion wise is unknown to a lot of people.”
Chris Brown should just start a clothing line called, “Illuminati” because these subtle messages certainly aren’t fooling me. This conspiratorial organization is masterminding events and controlling world affairs through government, entertainment, and now fashion, all with the goal of establishing a New World Order. I don’t know about you but I’m scared shitless of these people. I’d like to get on their side somehow.
I remember going to Jay-Z + Kanye’s “Watch the Throne” concert last year and clearly remembering being brainwashed by subliminal illuminati messaging. Videos of war, dollars signs, pyramids, our founding fathers, and ferocious dogs constantly played on a projector in the background. After the concert finished I was seeing pyramids in everything, everywhere. On the way home I was hailing cabs throwing up the “hova sign”. When I got back to my apartment I was playing records backwards while twiddling my thumbs and repetitively urging my roommates to buy a pitbull immediately. I was fascinated.
By no means am I a follower but I do get hooked on things I find interesting very quickly. After the first few episodes of homeland I was heard saying, “Allah Hoo Akbar” while sleep-walking. This illuminati stuff is very interesting. Controlling the media, manipulating the stock market, insider information… How do I join?
What I find hard to comprehend is if the illuminati is made up of the world’s smartest most enlightened people, then why were Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, and other cockroach type people invited? I mean look at the list of people suspected to be in the illuminati…
Nicki Minaj – Do I have to work at Chili’s to join? Do I need a wig? – cause I have a wig. Does an elephant hat count?
Madonna – When I open my legs it doesn’t smell like fish, but I can dance pretty well…Does that count?
Bob Marley – I should instantly be allowed in…
Former President George W. Bush – So I can join if I have no lips?…
Lady Gaga – So you have to be repulsive looking to be in the Illuminati? Cause’ Lady Gaga straight up looks like that woman from the Globo Gym Purple Cobras.
Woman from Globo Gym Purple Cobras