First off let me preface this post by saying I LOVE this status. This isn’t really a burn as much as it is a tribute….
Anytime people wanna question Uncle Breezy’s street cred I will kindly direct them to this status. Uhmmm HELLO I know this person. At one point in time me and the author of this monumental status decided we needed to take our real life relationship to the next level and make it FB official. So anyone that wants to step to the kid, beware. I know people that know people.
The perfect Ghetto Friend Status is a rare and beautiful creature. In a lot of ways it’s like a hot Indian girl. You don’t see them very often in the wild but WHEN YOU DO, it’s something you always remember. Let’s take a look at the scorecard…. at least 2 n-bombs? Check. Refer to all females as bitches? Check. Terrible grammar? Check. Vague message that I think alludes to selling drugs? Check. It’s all there people.
My only beef with this really comes from a place of blatant insecurity. 55 LIKES?!?!? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! 55 people were perusing their News Feeds and deemed this incoherent mess “like-worthy”? Really guys?! I could post a picture of myself making sweet love to Kate Upton and Adriana Lima at the same time and wouldn’t even sniff a dozen likes. Shit aint right people.
p.s. I literally have no idea what this status means. Old people are acting young and guys are acting like girls and also vice-versa? Uhmmm what? Maybe my hood pass has expired? How long are those things valid for anyway? So confused, so many questions…
– C Buttas aka Breezy