This is every little rebel kids wet dream. How many times have you seen some ritalin possessed 10-year-old attempting to run up an escalator the opposite way? I see this at least once a week and it’s always unexciting. It’s like these little chumps want an award when they reach the top like they just trekked Everest or completed hiking the Appalachian trail on a unicycle or something.
And how unexciting is this video? When I got to work it was the talk of my office. Have you seen the Path Escalator Malfunction? Have you, have you? Like this event already had a name imprinted into American History…”The Path Escalator Malfunction,” ooOOOOooo. I dropped my buttered danish and XL dunkachino and rushed to my twitter feed to find this??… I love the dialogue though… “Is everyone ok over here?”… “No she’s not ok, she’s not ok”. ACTing like a skyscraper caved in or something. Someone attend to her scrapes, rug-burn and ripped sneaker soles. And who’s Jackie? The path nurse?